May 2013
unluckyships:
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
cantankerouscrab:
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
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rustmcbutt:
i want to kiss someone and then i want to die
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lordbape:
time periods in american history when the majority of white people were right about the racism people of color were facing and knew more about racism than the people of color that were actually facing it:
never
never
literally never
this has not ever happened
the overwhelming majority white people have always been wrong about racism throughout the entirety of american history and...
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schticky-friend:
shitilivefor:
katara:
i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time
if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
i think i just found my senior quote
elux:
I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen.
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twotenandahalf:
palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.
Friendly reminder that
orderlybunker:
Tumblr will remain independent
Yahoo bought it because Tumblr was getting too expensive
The only thing changing will be the one’s legally owning Tumblr
There will remain absolutely no restrictions on gifs/fics/pictures/edits/porn/terms and conditions
The terms and conditions will remain the same
Tumblr’s options were to shut Tumblr down or get funds
ThE lAyOuT iS nOt...
Important reminder for tonight's episode of Game...
comicsansa:
Sansa Stark is a child and doesn’t owe Tyrion Lannister anything.
Not her attention.
Not her virginity.
Not her love.
Not her anything.
And if you disagree with any of the above, think about the fact that you are supportive of an abused young girl being forced to marry a man much older than her and consummate said marriage (which is rape) under the threat of even more abuse and...
barackalicious:
jimbertimber:
theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
bepeu:
what i learned in high school
you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
there is more than one kind of cool
if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
not all food is edible
who cares
ishimaruu:
if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
milkydayy:
idk but if i had a billion dollars the last thing i’d be buying is this damn website
HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
staff:
HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:
davedirk:
davedirk:
lauraforgood:
m33wlin:
WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS
can we have a...
methlabrador:
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
toastbrains:
the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
